Aw, poor Fred!

fmylife:

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn’t been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred’s dead body. I was actually sad. FML
fuckyeahtattoos: full-arm (via Foxtongue) junks is tight.

fuckyeahtattoos:

full-arm (via Foxtongue)

junks is tight.

LOL

fmylife:

Today, my little 7 and 6 year old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied “Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer.” FML
icanread: (by onemoreyear)

icanread:

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icanread:

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i wouldn’t mind finding one of those in my bed..

i wouldn’t mind finding one of those in my bed..

icanread: (by ohmiracle) I like this person’s handwriting.

icanread:

(by ohmiracle)

I like this person’s handwriting.

realreason: sad kitten (via Roman R.) cheer up kitty!

realreason:

sad kitten (via Roman R.)

cheer up kitty!

My sexy new Tour

My sexy new Tour

Oh, there it is again.

Oh, there it is again.

Verizon Blackberry Tour, 9630.

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